The other day, as I was sitting casually in my room reading at my desk, this little bird flew into my apartment from an open window in my kitchen. He waddled on the floor then came over to right outside my room and looked at me, and I felt he was trying to tell me something. He then pooped on my floor without breaking eye contact and flew off back out the window. I'm going to find his nest, and crap all over it, I have the time my bird friend...I have the time.
i have a courtyard with an orange tree in it. birds are constantly in it, and therefore there is constantly poop all over my courtyard. i might invest in a slingshot and go at it if they start coming into my house to poop too.
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